Three boys were walking down by the sea when they saw a man drowning. Quickly they least into the water and pulled him to shore then were suprised to see it was President Bush. George was so grateful that he promised each boy whatever they wanted.
The first boy asked for a hundred grand and Bush pulled out his chequebook and gave him a cheque for one hundred thousand dollars.
The second boy asked for a Ferrari so George got on his Blackberry and ordered one for him.
The third boy asked for a wheelchair. George, in a rare moment of intelligence asked why he needed one as he wasn’t disabled. “I will be”, said the kid, “if my dad finds out whose life I saved!”