See No Evil

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a couple that had been married for twenty years. The wife wasn’t happy though. Every time they had sex, the husband always insisted on turning out the light. After twenty years of this the wide decided it was time to break him out of this habit.

So, one night, while they were in the middle of making love, she reached up and pulled the cord to turn on the lights. As the light flickered on she was horrified to see her husband holding a dildo.

“You impotent bastard! How long has this been going on? Have you been lying to me all these years? Explain yourself!”

Her husband smiled at her and said, “I’ll explain the dildo… But first you’ve got to explain how we got three kids!”

 

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