Silly Thoughts

Here’re a few things to think about next time you have insomnia.

  • They say mineral water has been trickling down volcanic mountains for thousands of years. So why does it have an expiration date?
  • If you tried to fail, and succeeded, which have you done?
  • If you take all of the ships out of all of the oceans would the sea level go down?
  • Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?
  • If you were in a car traveling at the speed of light what would happen when you turn on the headlights?
  • How old do you have to be to die old?
  • Does a bald man wash his head with shampoo or soap?
  • Why isn’t a subway train that is moving above ground called a aboveway train?
  • Is a coffee mug filled with tea still a coffee mug?
  • How do you know when you are standing behind a tree?
  • When does an arch become a tunnel?
  • What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
  • If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
  • Why does an alarm clock go off when it begins ringing?
  • Do stairs go up or down?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
  • Which way does a compass point in space?
  • If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • If someone can’t see, they’re blind and if someone can’t hear, they’re deaf, so what do you call people who can’t smell?
  • How can someone ‘draw a blank’?
  • Where does the white go when the snow melts?
  • If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
  • If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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36 thoughts on “Silly Thoughts

  1. Actually they're from a tv show called Brainiac. It's a science show that tries to make it interesting for regular people and mostly succeeds.

  2. I'm not drinking… But I'm high on something… Can I scoll up and ponder on these questions…? :DCome to think of it, scrape that… I'd rather go have mindless animal sex!! :up:

  3. Yup… I'm a freak. I watch it when he does it with his mates and tape his little humpy actions… Then I'd ask my beau to watch and learn. 😆

  4. ok, im not gonna try to catch up on the post, but i just wanted to let ev1 know i'm back to being able to get into ev1's blogs & post again.

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