I’m just about to go to bed, but first I’m gonna have a smoke. Kim’s already asleep so I tried to be extra quiet as I picked up our lighter and ashtray. Unfortunately I’m a bit clumsy so I managed to clink them together near her head.
And that’s when it happened. The noise made her start talking in her sleep for about ten seconds. And she was talking about phones. My perfect woman in more ways than she’ll ever know.