I saw a photograph that people are claiming proves that there’s life on Mars. There’s been a lander there for about four years now and it’s been sending photographs back at regular intervals and this was one of the latest.
Since this photograph was sent back the internet has been going wild over the figure of a woman sitting on a rock with her arm outstretched. Many are now convinced that there’s life on the red planet.
Idiots! As you can see in the following close-up, it’s clearly the Grim Reaper in the shot.
Now that I’ve exposed this maybe some of those internet nerds can stop living their fantasy lives and get a real one. You’re welcome.