Furie VS The Royal Family

The stuff I wake up to…

Originally posted by lovejaja:

From Princess Rita Dikko,
After going through your profile , I decided to contact you for the relationship and bussines assistance .
Well, to introducing myeslf, I am Princess Rita Dikko, TWENTY ONE years, I am a citizen of Cote D’ivoire former Ivory Coast in West Africa.
I am writing to solicit your noble assistance for the transfering and investment of Nine Million, United Stat Dollars US D. in your country under your guardianship.I am the only daughter of late Chief. Dikko Adams ,before the death of my late father, he was the Director of Cocoa & Gold Dealers in Abidjan capital of Cote D’Ivorie and Accra Ghana respectively.My late father father was poisoned by my uncle with ganged up of my father’s bussiness associates in one of their dinner.
Before his death last year, he called me confidentially and informed me in confidence of this sum of Nine Million, United Stat Dollars US D. he deposited in a prime bank here in Abidjan. Pending the guarantee of your faithfulness and co-operation, he further advised me to search for a reliable partner overseas who will assist me transfer and invest the money in overseas in case he did not survive in the hospital .Unfortunately, he died. I am soliciting your kind assistance in the following ways :
To provide me good account were this money will be transfered.
To help me seek for a good business to invest the money into.
To help me search for a better school to continue my education over there.
To help me come over there to start a new life there.
I have the Offical Deposit Slip Document with me here in Abidjan. So, I look forward to hearing from you so that we will proceed and as soon as we retrieve the deposit, I will without wasting time come down to your country to witness the investing of the money, Meanwhile, you will be compensate with TWENTY% of the money for your noble assistance.More detail will be giving to you in your next mail.
As i am writing to you now, I am hiding myself in a local Guest House for the safety of my life due that my uncle and the enemies are wanted to kill me in order to claims this money deposited by my late father with my name as the next of kin.
Please help me to accord this transaction with the due confidentiality it demands. I appreciate it if you will respond to me as soon as possible.I will send you my Identification in my subsequent mail upon hearing from you. This transaction will bring us into an everlasting relationship rooted on truth and fear of God.
Please reply me directely on this my private mail box for more detail
(*****@yahoo.com)
May God Bless You ,while expecting your immediate response.

Kind regards,
Princess Rita Dikko

Well princess, I don’t believe a word you’ve said and I’d like to take this opportunity to say a hearty BUGGER OFF to you.

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65 thoughts on “Furie VS The Royal Family

  1. I just don't like perpetuating crap like this by revealing the e-mail address. I know most of my readers are smart and have enough common sense not to get pulled in by this, but there's one born every minute. ๐Ÿ™„

  2. Oh, what a relief ๐Ÿ™‚ It hurts me when princesses are suffering ๐Ÿ˜† By the way, did you see Leo's status? Is he with us or against us :eyes: Oops, he's changed it! There was something like- spreading the sunshine while secretely leading a rebellion. Rebellion, Mik :left::right:!

  3. I think they're hilarious. You'd be amazed how many of my long lost relatives have died in a plane crash in Africa somewhere and left their money to me. And the amount of royalty that seeks the protection of my country conquering robot army is amazing.Don't worry Clint, I haven't revealed which guest house she's staying at.Hmmm, Alla I think it's time we took Leo in for questioning. :irked:

  4. you are sooo unpopular in your family poor thing already they sent to me no less than 25 e poste each different!i have amass a fortune. alas i need about 40g to get it…

  5. Since were all multi trillianaires by now, (how many times have you won the british lottery this week?) why don't we buy a little country, say maybe america or china?

  6. no.i vote we build a new one. fancy. INTERNET fancy. CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGICAL INTERNET type fancy.Furie Fancy. ๐Ÿ˜†

  7. ah i can try …America is not so much the fancy country. :(China is not so much the fancy country. :(BUT!:right: if suppose …we make up a country with perhaps a King Furie for instance …a country what is MUCH more fancy named Furie :up:(for its beloved King Furie ,,of course) what is rich in technologically advanced EVERYTHINGMOSTLY namely cellphones.hmm. ๐Ÿ™„ good idea to me.

  8. let us not bring my ex – husband`s penis into this…. bit parts …not so much a good memory for me :awww: beside.remember?? twas a tele show once. it calls it self `Fantasy Island' a host who he is *most debonnaire*so.i believe to my self Lyna? what about … `Furisy Island'*o yes* ๐Ÿ™‚ :p :lol::faint:

  9. ๐Ÿ˜† MUCH :lol:*goes to clean up puke in corner from Kim*:yuck:…think to self…always they get the nice Polish girl to clean up the puke…

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