Bill Hicks had an answer for everything. Here’s his take on living the autumn years of your life in dignity.
I love the movies, love ’em. Now, I’m watching Terminator 2 the other day, and I’m thinking to myself, they cannot top the stunts in this film, they cannot top this shit, unless… they start using terminally ill patients as stunt people in feature films.
Wait, hear me out, ’cause I know to a lot of you this may seem a little cruel.
“Aww, Bill, terminally ill stunt people? That’s cruel!”
You know what I think’s cruel? Leaving your loved ones to die in a hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that! Put ’em in the movies!What, you wanna let your grandmother live out her last days in a sterile hospital room, with translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins? Or do you want her to meet… Chuck Norris?
The Dark Furie 
Makes sense doesn't it. Hollywood saves money on expensive but still not quite realistic effects, the family gets the funeral paid for and the stuntperson gets the experience of a lifetime. :yes:
That's how I'd want to end my day's. :yes: I'd make a good villain in a diehard movie 😆
😆 I'm with Bill on this one!
I totally agree with this :up:
When Mik is old and weak we're gonna use him as catapult ammo like in those religious flicks.. :devil:
In a Leon Schuster flick? :p
I actually want my body set on fire and catapulted out to sea instead of a funeral, so that sounds pretty good to me. :up:
Well, it would beat being alone in a hospital…
🙂
Who says he'll be alone? We'll use them both as zombie fodder in a hospital scene..
Oops, I wasn't commenting Mik, I was commenting the post :).
Hmmm.. :devil:
:norris:
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🙄 Someone's been watching Masada
🙄 Someone's been watching Masada