You all know I’ve been sending my robot army out to invade and conquer other countries, but you may wonder why you haven’t read anything about it in the news. Some of you probably think I’m making the whole thing up, fools that you are.
What you haven’t been told is that once a country is conquered I’m replacing the leader with a clone who works for me, and for once I thought I’d offer you guys some irrefutable proof. The story I’m linking you to is what happened in Cuba mere days after I conquered it and replaced Castro with one of my clones.
Just click on this link to find the proof that the world is coming under my control.