Spam, Glorious Spam! Hot Sausage And Mustard

Wow! The United Nations contacting me. I’m so honoured!
I wonder how much my cheque will be for? I’m so excited that I’m going to e-mail this guy straight away.
Oh look! Satan just ice-skated past me on his way to work while a flock of pigs flew overhead…

Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon

UNITED NATIONS / ZENITH BANK COMPENSATION UNIT.

Attn:Sir/ma.

How are you today hope all is well with you and your family?You may not understand why this mail came to you,But i will implore you to take your time to carefully go through this mail.

We have been having a meeting for the pass 7 months which ended 4 days ago at our office head

quarters New York(UNITED NATIONS). This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world,

The UNITED NATIONS IN Affiliation with ZENITH BANK have agreed to compensate

them with the sum of US$ 100,000.00(One hundred Thousand Dollars).

This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international

businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,this have been agreed upon

and have been signed. You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa,as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately

for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$100,000.00.

This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send

him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Contact Mr Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

Person to Contact: Mr Jim Ovia
Email: jimovia100@gmail.com

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place.

Regards,

Secretary-General

Ban Ki-Moon.

http://www.un.org/sg/

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36 thoughts on “Spam, Glorious Spam! Hot Sausage And Mustard

  1. I thought I may set up a few e-mail addresses and hire some illiterates to send out a load of badly typed, awfully spelled e-mails that are blatantly an attempt to get idiots to give me their bank details.:D

  2. Have you ever noticed also – all the spam recipes at the top of your gmail account… seriously… who can eat that mysterious carnage… :yuck:

  3. We have been having a meeting for the pass 7 months which ended 4 days ago at our office

    And I thought I had long meetings. :faint: 😆

  4. The most disgusting spams I've got so far are the ones 'I sent myself' :rolleyes:, and the subjects were:* Grow Unpredictable* Ready for victory in bed* Your personal video was sent by your wife* Revealing your private videos* Your love suffer of low size?* Don't let your neighbour satisfy your wifeand many more to come :devil:Check your Hitslink, you might find Angus and the gangs in there :whistle:

  5. Nope, but I bet he'll come and look for ya soon. :up:Maybe sending messages like…

    looking forward to spend the night with ya

    :whistle:

  6. A measly $100,000? I think I have a right to insist that my scam emails offer a bit more than that :irked:. Standards are slipping – today's scammers just aren't up to it.:left:

  7. Well, when they catch him – blue-helmet soldiers without weapons talking their way through the jungle – he will be a very, very old man.

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