I almost choked to death when I read this story from way back in 2007. I’ve finally found it again so I thought I’d share it with you all.
The Hindu gods Ram and Hanuman have been summoned by a judge to help resolve a property dispute in Jharkhand, India.
The case concerns a 20-year long dispute over 1.4 acres of land that houses two Hindu temples. Local residents say the land belongs to Ram and Hanuman, while the temple priest Manmohan Pathak claims it belongs to him.
Having sent out summons by post to no avail, Judge Sunil Kumar Singh placed adverts in local newspapers, telling the gods “You failed to appear in court despite notices sent by a peon and later through registered post. You are hereby directed to appear before the court personally”.
Although they are presumably risking legal consequences, the deities are yet to respond to the summons. Nevertheless, local lawyer Bijan Rawani defended the decision to order Ram and Hanuman to appear in court: “Since the land has been donated to the gods, it is necessary to make them a party to the case”.
Am I the only one who thinks this was a great and hilarious idea?