Towel Day

Don’t Panic

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the beautiful marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

So long Doug, and thanks for all the fish.

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9 thoughts on “Towel Day

  1. Clean enough? That reminds me of a Dilbert comic where Wally says:

    I don't understand why some people wash their bath towels. When I get out of the shower, I'm the cleanest thing in my house. Theoretically that towel should be getting cleaner every time I use it.

    😆

  2. You may not share our intellectWhich must explain your disrespect. 😆 I think I sent that a couple of hundred times to someone spamming me. :devil:

  3. Why did Doug go to a gymn? Cause his wife wanted him to lose weight. So we see again that sports and love can kill a man.

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