When Kira suggested to her boyfriend Alik that they should get married she wasn’t happy with his answer. Alik said that it wasn’t a good idea, explained that he still had feelings for his first wife with whom he had a son, and said that he thinks he should get back together with her. Kira was a little upset at this revelation. According to the Life.ru website, Kira tied several fireworks to Alik’s penis and lit them. The resulting explosion blasted Alik’s penis off.
Okay, now I realise all the guys here are reading this paragraph through empathic tears and with crossed legs, so I’ll ask this question to the girls.
How in hell did this happen?
The guy’s just told his girlfriend he’d prefer to be with another woman yet still let her close enough to his genitals to do something like that. Yes, he may be stupid enough to think she didn’t mind his admission, but surely the alarm bells started ringing when she took advantage of that proximity to tie not one, but several explosive devices to that area? And when she lit a match he still didn’t realise something was wrong?
All hail Alik – stupidest man in the world!