Congratulations, you are now the ultimate Zu fighter!
Greetings from ShoZu furie!
A Guru is a person who is regarded as having great knowledge, wisdom and authority in an area, and uses it to guide others. You are a Guru of ‘owning the moment’ – the Bruce Lee of ShoZu.
It’s been a pleasure watching you master the Art of ShoZu. As such an active user, you inspire us to make this service even better. We’d be honored to
know what you think about this experience and about ShoZu.
Thanks you for promoting me on your archaic scale just for doing what I was doing before you came up with the idea. The fact is I’ve been a guru in many ways for years now, especially when it comes to mobile technology and never needed your false accomplishment.
Ah, you are bowing to my knowledge of your service now that I’ve used it enough to be a top rank member? You want to know what I think about this experience. Okay, here goes.
If you really really really want to make this seem like an achievement, make it much harder to reach Guru status. Guru is level 10 and the day the “Zu Fighters” promotion started I’d already reached level 6 as you backdated some invites and uploads. Oh yeah, a free top of the range phone would be a much better graduation gift than an e-mail as well.