It be Talk Like A Pirate Day 2009, ye lousy lubbers! Get tharselves some pirate education here or walk the plank! :pirate:
- First ye’ll be wantin’ t’ learn the lingo and the song.
- Then ye can find out yer pirate name and what kind o’ pirate ye are.
- Now ye need a wench and these pirate chat up lines will help ye get one.
- Now ye can relax and check out last years pirate chickens here, or check out this year’s pirate chickens here or by clicking the comic above.
- Now relax with yer pirate shipmates and a game of Liar’s Dice.
- Now ye’ve gotten t’ know the crew ye’ll be wantin’ t’ find buried treasure but first ye’ll need a ship and t’ check out the Scumm Bar fer other pirates.
- Now don’t ye be spendin’ all them pieces o’ eight at once bucko, ye’ll be needin’ some fer yer retirement. Maybe ye need some financial advice before ye walks the plank?
Go on then bucko, what are ye waitin’ fer? It be Talk Like A Pirate Day and everybody’s doing it.
:pirate:
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Is this one another weekend – or just one day? :awww::pirate::sst: I wonder if Espen will copy your post… again. 🙄
:pirate: Arr, Cap'n Mik. 😀
Only the day this time, I believe. :left: Errr, landlubber! :pirate:.Cap'n Espen be learnin' he's lesson when I be sawin' he's leg off last year. Arrr!
Arrr bosun Carol. Swab the decks, wench then hoist the mainsail or it'll be the cat fer ye.
:no: Swabbing the decks.
MikCap'n Furie :pirate:: Did you just threaten someone with ? :left:Mutant cats like her have at least 9 tails, right? :left::D:adds a gratuitous "Arrr" for good measure :pirate::An' it's Cap'n Furie t' ye, boy. :pirate:
Arrr, it be a good likeness of ye, it be. Yo ho ho and a bottle of bum! :pirate::left: Wait…
My small contribution to this day 😀
Arr, Long Zaph Silver be the torture master on this 'ere ship. She be keepin' the riff raff in shape.
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Originally posted by Mik:
Now you're talking! :devil:
😥 I always miss this! Aarrgh! :pirate: 😦
Argh… 😦
Ye be me fair wench, heaving of bosom, lovin' o' yer hefty man. :happy:
He be lovin' ye too wench. He be hoistin' his mainsail only fer ye.
:pirate: what am I, then? :awww:
Don't worry, Cois, I'll do it for you! :pirate:
Is it that time already? :pirate: I'm not sawing my leg off again! 🙄
:devil: stop it you Kraken! 😆
This … uh … beed somethin' I heard on the wireless, aye! Ely this very morn while I was puzzlin' over what to do with a drunken sailor. Me … uh … me bonce reeled as I realized a year had passed already! An' all I had to show for it was a back full o' parrot shit. :eyes:
Showers be in the hold. Crewman Clint be in there at the moment, an' he be screamin' bout tentacles fer some reason… :pirate:
She b'taking me innocence capt'n! :happy:
:pirate: arrr! Oi t'ought you were no innocent! Thats wha' th' Cap'n said! 😆
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Thank Gawd I missed this! :insane:.:sst: has a year passed by already?