It be Talk Like A Pirate Day 2009, ye lousy lubbers! Get tharselves some pirate education here or walk the plank! :pirate:
- First ye’ll be wantin’ t’ learn the lingo and the song.
- Then ye can find out yer pirate name and what kind o’ pirate ye are.
- Now ye need a wench and these pirate chat up lines will help ye get one.
- Now ye can relax and check out last years pirate chickens here, or check out this year’s pirate chickens here or by clicking the comic above.
- Now relax with yer pirate shipmates and a game of Liar’s Dice.
- Now ye’ve gotten t’ know the crew ye’ll be wantin’ t’ find buried treasure but first ye’ll need a ship and t’ check out the Scumm Bar fer other pirates.
- Now don’t ye be spendin’ all them pieces o’ eight at once bucko, ye’ll be needin’ some fer yer retirement. Maybe ye need some financial advice before ye walks the plank?
Go on then bucko, what are ye waitin’ fer? It be Talk Like A Pirate Day and everybody’s doing it.