It's been a bad twelve months for Jesus Christ. Not only did I reveal the face that people would actually be seeing in their vegetables if he was really appearing to them, but his idea of justice was called into question. Actually "her idea of justice" would be a more accurate term as the Jesus Christ in question is a woman from, can you guess? Yep, this falls under the category of "Only in America", Jefferson County in particular. The woman, who legally changed her name years ago, was called upon for jury duty in December, presumably by someone under the impression that if anyone is qualified to judge others then it's Jesus.
Unfortunately they didn't get the bearded son of God they were expecting, instead being faced with a 59 year old woman who didn't bring quite as many fish sandwiches as they'd heard Jesus could produce in social situations. When the woman was called forwards other jurors giggled at her name causing concern in the selection process, concern that was only raised by the woman insisting that Jesus Christ is her name and that she'll only respond to her full name. Jesus then proceeded to disrupt the jury selection process (there are some sentences that are just so much fun to type) by refusing to answer questions, instead repeatedly asking needless questions about the process herself.
Eventually the court had no choice but to dismiss Jesus Christ from the jury pool for disruptive behavior (there's another one of those sentences) and she was last seen strolling across a lake near the courthouse.