Let me give you a little tip folks. If you ever want to lose your faith in humanity, or want to become a hardened cynic in a matter of seconds, all you have to do is head over to Twitter and check out the trending topics. The people who get involved in these things are usually the worst examples of humanity that you can find. Seriously, these people are the sort that Jerry Springer and reality TV shows wouldn't touch with a barge pole. They're even worse than iPhone owners as you'll see with this selection of answers from ten minutes of the "It's Not Cheating If…" topic.
@Desire5000: #itsnotcheatingif you didnt make a sound
Oh come on! Not only does this still count as cheating but, to add insult to injury, it's with someone so crap in bed that they couldn't get any sound from you. Yeah, you're so desperate you'll do anyone, wont you.
@MissK713: #ItsNotCheatingIf You don't remember it
Yep, still cheating. And really fucking tacky too. Not only are you cheating but you're so drunk/drugged up that you don't remember doing it? Can you prove that the person you cheated with didn't shit in your mouth if you don't remember it? No, and that's why you're a whore!
@MissAmandaRay: #ItsNotCheatingIf I call him your Name…. I was thinkin' bout you.
Oh, how kind of you to accidentally call out your guy's name while some other guy had his cock in you. How loving you are that you still think of your man while opening every hole to the first guy who comes along. I'm sure that's a great comfort to your man as you whore around behind his back.
@U_Follow_Me_1st: #itsnotcheatingif she paid your phone bill
You're right, it's not cheating. It's prostitution. Congratulations, you're so skanky that you not only sell sex, but you'll accept anything for it. Have you sucked off a guy for a burger yet?
@ItsTweetysWorld: #Itsnotcheatingif yall didn't fuck in the bed…
You're absolutely right. In fact, to celebrate how right you are I'm hiring the prostitute above you to fuck your own girlfriend at your grandparents house on top of the food that you'll be eating this week.
@mjhicks12: #itsnotcheatingif u only gettin head<~with a rubber or dental dam on.. if its w/o it.. It is cheating
Good idea. If you use protection or have oral sex then it's not cheating. If so then it can't be sex if you use protection or have oral sex. So, how long have you been a virgin?
@SdotGorgeous: #itsnotcheatingif she pays you.
Again with the prostitution. What is it with these Twitter guys and girls that makes them sell their asses? Is no-one that uses the site educated enough to get a real job? Maybe they shortened words on their job applications too.
@dp4stacks: #itsnotcheatingif its your friend is it? I thought that's why you introduced us! (you knew she was a hoe)
So your girlfriend has a friend who she knows is a whore and, because she introduced you, that means she wanted you to fuck her? Were you born stupid or something? Obviously your girlfriend was paranoid that her slutty friend would make a move on you and told you how bad she was to warn you. Obviously she trusted you not to be a little bitch and immediately leap into bed with the nearest disease-ridden whore or she wouldn't have introduced you. Obviously you're in serious need of a blood test right now, you pathetic little man.
@BarackObussa: #ItsNotCheatingIf i still had my reebok classics on…
It's not just cheating, it's really tacky. Seriously dude, it's time to leave the trailer.
@MrWasson: #Itsnotcheatingif I only stuck the tip in
It's still cheating but with an added bonus. Not only was the sex you gave her really shite, but she's told all her friends about the freak who was so tiny and they all laugh about you. Next time you see some girls laughing, it'll probably because they know about you.
@PaperPowerPussy: #ItsNotCheatingIf I get a blowjob its her job
And we're back to prostitution yet again, with this guy admitting that the only women he can get are those he has to pay for sex. Having seen his photo, I'm not surprised to be honest.