An unnamed plumber from Stockholm (that's in Sweden for those of you who're as geographically challenged as me) was arrested last month and has since been branded the month's dumbest criminal, in a month when a woman called 911 to get a date, another woman called 911 to report herself for drunk driving (while still driving) and a man called 911 to report his kidnapping (he was drunk in the back of a police car at the time).
The man met a thirteen year old girl on an internet dating site and groomed her, eventually arranging to meet her for sex. He paid 500 kroner directly into the girl's bank account so that she could afford to visit him and then waited, presumably watching the Disney channel. When the girl failed to show up the guy felt angry and betrayed, much as the parents of any child corrupted by such filth would. It was at this point that the man decided to get his money back. He obtained the girl's home telephone number, called her house when she was out, told her father the full story and demanded a full refund. The man was arrested under suspicion of trying to buy sexual services from a child and has since claimed that he thought the girl was much older than 13. While the fact that dating sites usually have an age limit of eighteen makes that entirely possible, my gut is telling me he knew her age and needs to burn in hell.