Yeah, I could be your emo vampire.
Say that I’ll never treat you bad,
Then run away when you’re not looking
And sneak into the shower with your dad.
You know, I’m getting bloody sick of going into a book store and not only being confronted by an entire display set aside for Twilight, but another section set aside for emo vampire books. Yeah, we get it already. Sexually repressed women and teenagers just finding their sexuality can’t get enough of the guy who is dangerous enough to look after them yet good enough to never hurt them. It’s not news (guys have known this for hundreds of years and played to the strange fantasies of the feminine side) and it’s not well written; it’s just shameful band wagon hopping. If you want to call yourself authors then try writing a story that doesn’t conveniently fit into a currently popular genre.
What’s the use of ranting eh? Considering the quality of writing in these books the authors probably don’t understand the English language well enough to get the point of this post. Looks like I’ll have to resort to Plan B.