This is a kind of sequel to a post I made a few years back. In that post I presented a song I’d seen on Youtube so it’s hardly my own work, but the subject matter and style of the song were very close to my own heart. You see, I believe that if you can make someone laugh while learning a very serious lesson then they’ll be more receptive to the lesson than if you just preach, and it’s something I’ve tried to make a constant on this page – the light mixed with the darkness. And then there’s the subject matter – the sort of creeps who come on to everything they perceive as female while on the web. As a very male person who happens to have long hair I’ve been subject to confusion on some sides (my favourite being a game developer’s forum where an entire thread got subverted to the subject of whether I’m male or female despite my gender being clearly shown directly under my avatar on all of my posts) and some messages from people thinking I’m female that I wouldn’t want any woman I know to be sent, nevermind young girls.
Just gonna sit there and stalk some girl?
Spend all night commenting like a bunch of pervs.
I’m getting scared by you creepy guys.
It’s not like I ever met you in real life.
I hate weird Facebook guys.
I can’t believe you’ve been to that place.
I ‘m always there just not on weeknights.
Yo, it’s been a while, right?
Girl you lookin’ damn nice!
We met last night in the keg line.
I thought we hit it off, right?
You got plans for Tuesday night?
Hi there what’s up?
Wanted to say
“I just think it’s fate that you live on my best friend’s dorm room floor.
And by the way, next weekend I think I’ll be in town,
And was thinking maybe we’d go on a date and see what happens later.”
Hey who’s this moron?
Yo fuck you dude.
Come here I’ll kick your ass.
Aw babe, you okay? Are you in pain?
Need chicken noodle soup?
P.S. I’m Nate.
How’s your bro Dan?
He was such a bad ass.
He passed away.
Thanks for the add.
Hey you never came to class.
It’s all good, I’ll bring the notes to your place.
Hey was outside your door for 3 hours you never came.
No worries I can come back again.
Just gonna sit there and creep my pics.
Man what the hell, is this the way you get your kicks?
I’m wearing overalls, no skin at all.
What the hell you creeps?
That was my mom’s birthday. That was my mom’s birthday
You ever see a friend of a friend that you never met but you knew you would click.
It would be a shame if you never got to know me.
Was at Bojo’s on Friday.
Were you there?
Must have missed you.
Hey, I tried to hit you up but you don’t answer.
You swore that you would call me back tomorrow.
I feel up to make the drive down.
This was probably a mistake but you blocked me.
Would be cool to undo it.
Who’s this guy with the spiky hair?
What’s this doucher?
Who’s that dude?
Just got to your campus.
Wanna meet up?
Hey there babe, was just browsing.
Where’d your photos go?
Why’d you go and change all your settings around?
Missed your halloween pics.
Hey it’s me.
It happened again – accidentally blocked me girl, but that’s okay.
I just found your MySpace.
Go on add me.
Missed you at shot night.
What are you doing now?
Call me, I’m in your hall.
Just put you in my top friends.
Messaged you again.
Yo, you gotta stop by Steve’s.
Remember me? We’re in the same psych class.
Just gonna go ahead and message me.
We’re not friends. To me you’re all a bunch of creeps.
Oh, what can I do to stop these nerds?
It seems desperate but this is my last resort,
I’m deleting my Facebook.
I’m deleting my Facebook.