Weird Things What The World Has Made Me Say

Welcome to a new, possibly recurring feature on The Dark Furie. “Weird Things What The World Has Made Me Say” (sentence structure intentional) is almost exactly what it says on the tin. Each of these weird little quotes is presented to you exactly how I said it, without a trace of that pesky context to add meaning to it. Hopefully these will provide my readers with a slightly better understanding of who I am and how the world around me works, as well as hours of entertainment trying to make some sense of my life from them.

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52 thoughts on “Weird Things What The World Has Made Me Say

  1. Originally posted by serola:

    Obviously it support books :up:

    I didn't realise the K and B buttons on a keyboard were so close… :p

  2. It all started when Kim hit puberty and gained these fleshy protuberances on the front of her body. When she met me, these lovely things became a fast favourite and managed to affect my own protuberance. However the Evil Gravity, enemy of all young women and their protuberances, had an evil plan up his sleeve. Kim, being aware through the use of my time machine about the plan, took to wearing a special kind of protection from anything the Evil Gravity could do. This Battle Reality Armour (B.R.A for short) is great but doesn't hold up to the new exercise regime she has started recently. As such she has taken to wearing special sporting Battle Reality Armour (a "sports bra") during her exercise regime. In case she needs her full armour she leaves it on the bookcase during the regime and sometimes for a short amount of time afterwards. I found all this out as I sat on the sofa and just happened to look over to the bookcase to see a bra staring back at me.

  3. Originally posted by Mik:

    Battle Reality Armour (B.R.A for short)

    So that's what it's short for. I never knew – although I know the purpose. πŸ˜€

  4. Originally posted by Furie:

    I didn't realise the K and B buttons on a keyboard were so close…

    Or Android spelling doing appropriate corrections πŸ˜€

  5. Question – Would it be worth me making these speech bubbles (in these quote posts) clickable with a link to me actually saying the quote?

  6. you are now listening to the mellow sounds of the furry Furie..The sound that'll make you come in a cup of coffee with laughter.. :left: what?

  7. Great idea with the speech bubbles… When you found out how to do it, I want to know…My wife is… erm… voluptuous, and her protuberances equally… erm… Come on, I don't need to elaborate, do I? She actually buys her apparels in Belgium by mail order to get the right ones with proper support, that wont bruise her. Expensive shit. Never saw any of them on the bookcase, though. Under the bed, on the kitchen table, in the car (don't ask) and sometimes even in the bin (unintentional, that is) but never on the bookcase.

  8. Originally posted by Cois:

    you are now listening to the mellow sounds of the furry Furie..The sound that'll make you come in a cup of coffee with laughter.. what?

    Originally posted by Zaphira:

    I think that's a very funny idea!

    Erm…

  9. What the hell is wrong with you sickos. I like my coffee like I like my victims of arson – black and a little smoky. :coffee:

  10. It's only disgusting if you visit certain choice site often enough to know what is implied here Swaer. :whistle: .The naΓ―ve and innocent reader won't have a clue. :p .

  11. princessofdeath let me on to this one.,2 girls 1 cup. Google it.. :whistle: I quite enjoy my disgustingly filthy mind thank you very much. :happy:

  12. Originally posted by qlue:

    I think he prefers his "creampie" to not be in his coffee though.

    That is so so Naughty,files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Hit.gif][/IMG] You Enjoy Your Cream Pie on Your Face I Guess Furie.

  13. πŸ˜† I don't know what a Bra even is. Originally posted by Furie:

    However the Evil Gravity, enemy of all young women and their protuberances, had an evil plan up his sleeve. Kim,

    Sorry Kimmie but I guess I'm Blessed as I hardly have any Sag & I'm 40 in April this Year being 2012 I very Rarely wear a Bra even when I go out & I am Quite a Large Size.:eyes:If You go to the Gym do alot of Upper body Cardio training & this Will Help alot also.:happy:

  14. yes, we males are the experts in the field of boobology so you need to show vs in order that we can provide you with a qualitative assessment. :whistle: .

  15. Been there, done that. "Enough" is roughly the first time you see a woman not wear a bra due to over confidence in her breast size and firmness, get drunk enough for one to escape from a "fashionable" top and swing around like a ceiling fan, and lactate all at the same time. I've seen that exact situation well over a dozen times, and hundreds of variants on the theme too.

  16. Been there too. Particularly rock'n'roll seems to do invoke this aspect of the female psyche. Drummers very rarely get full view of the roaring mob of spectators but once in a while you happen to get a glimpse or two of this peculiarity. Sitting on the shoulders of their boyfriend seems to give some women confidence enough to loose the top. Guess, you guys seen it too. Mind you, from stage the view of such 'landscapes' are a whole lot more detailed than if you are situated in the crowd.

  17. Originally posted by Furie:

    Guys, you really need to have seen enough not to ask in order to be an expert

    Yes I Agree With You there Mick & I'm not Easy peeps I'm not Just Going to Prove that I have Firm 1's Mad scientist My Word Should be Enough.

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