Welcome to a new, possibly recurring feature on The Dark Furie. “Weird Things What The World Has Made Me Say” (sentence structure intentional) is almost exactly what it says on the tin. Each of these weird little quotes is presented to you exactly how I said it, without a trace of that pesky context to add meaning to it. Hopefully these will provide my readers with a slightly better understanding of who I am and how the world around me works, as well as hours of entertainment trying to make some sense of my life from them.
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Obviously it support books :up:
You going to try drive us insane now? :left: .
I would love to hear the story behind that quote! 😀
+1 :wait:
Originally posted by serola:
I didn't realise the K and B buttons on a keyboard were so close… :p
It all started when Kim hit puberty and gained these fleshy protuberances on the front of her body. When she met me, these lovely things became a fast favourite and managed to affect my own protuberance. However the Evil Gravity, enemy of all young women and their protuberances, had an evil plan up his sleeve. Kim, being aware through the use of my time machine about the plan, took to wearing a special kind of protection from anything the Evil Gravity could do. This Battle Reality Armour (B.R.A for short) is great but doesn't hold up to the new exercise regime she has started recently. As such she has taken to wearing special sporting Battle Reality Armour (a "sports bra") during her exercise regime. In case she needs her full armour she leaves it on the bookcase during the regime and sometimes for a short amount of time afterwards. I found all this out as I sat on the sofa and just happened to look over to the bookcase to see a bra staring back at me.
:lol:If this is just a beginning… :insane:
Originally posted by Mik:
So that's what it's short for. I never knew – although I know the purpose. 😀
ooohk…glad you didn't say 'my bra'.. :whistle'
I'd never leave precious moob support just lying around. 😡
Originally posted by Furie:
Or Android spelling doing appropriate corrections 😀
Question – Would it be worth me making these speech bubbles (in these quote posts) clickable with a link to me actually saying the quote?
Too much for the speech clicky thing, babe.
you sir, have too much time on your hands.. :p
you are now listening to the mellow sounds of the furry Furie..The sound that'll make you come in a cup of coffee with laughter.. :left: what?
I think that's a very funny idea! 😀
Great idea with the speech bubbles… When you found out how to do it, I want to know…My wife is… erm… voluptuous, and her protuberances equally… erm… Come on, I don't need to elaborate, do I? She actually buys her apparels in Belgium by mail order to get the right ones with proper support, that wont bruise her. Expensive shit. Never saw any of them on the bookcase, though. Under the bed, on the kitchen table, in the car (don't ask) and sometimes even in the bin (unintentional, that is) but never on the bookcase.
"In the coffee…" :left:
*wankawankawanka…* :devil:
Originally posted by Cois:
Originally posted by Zaphira:
Erm…
Cat be a sicko. :coffee:
Well, you do like "cream" in your coffee, don't you? :devil:
I think he prefers his "creampie" to not be in his coffee though. 😆 .
That's friggin disgusting you know… :insane:
What the hell is wrong with you sickos. I like my coffee like I like my victims of arson – black and a little smoky. :coffee:
It's stuff like that which people are interested in seeing, isn't it? :left:
It's only disgusting if you visit certain choice site often enough to know what is implied here Swaer. :whistle: .The naïve and innocent reader won't have a clue. :p .
Crispy critters! :chef::up:
And once again a perfectly nice and thread of comments has turned into an Adam's Family screenplay.
princessofdeath let me on to this one.,2 girls 1 cup. Google it.. :whistle: I quite enjoy my disgustingly filthy mind thank you very much. :happy:
Originally posted by qlue:
That is so so Naughty,files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Hit.gif][/IMG] You Enjoy Your Cream Pie on Your Face I Guess Furie.
Adams Family Uncensored XXX.
So Kimmie launches into exercise by hurling bras around the room like some sort of lingerie-weilding ninja?
:ninja: that could be really really dangerous especially if she wore those Madonna pointy things. :insane:
😆 I don't know what a Bra even is. Originally posted by Furie:
Sorry Kimmie but I guess I'm Blessed as I hardly have any Sag & I'm 40 in April this Year being 2012 I very Rarely wear a Bra even when I go out & I am Quite a Large Size.:eyes:If You go to the Gym do alot of Upper body Cardio training & this Will Help alot also.:happy:
:zip:
pictures or it isn't so! 😆
yes, we males are the experts in the field of boobology so you need to show vs in order that we can provide you with a qualitative assessment. :whistle: .
Guys, you really need to have seen enough not to ask in order to be an expert. 🙄
:sst: Don't give the game away now. :p .
The phrase 'seen enough' in combination with the term 'bra' is worth a proper scientific study, I think.
Been there, done that. "Enough" is roughly the first time you see a woman not wear a bra due to over confidence in her breast size and firmness, get drunk enough for one to escape from a "fashionable" top and swing around like a ceiling fan, and lactate all at the same time. I've seen that exact situation well over a dozen times, and hundreds of variants on the theme too.
Been there too. Particularly rock'n'roll seems to do invoke this aspect of the female psyche. Drummers very rarely get full view of the roaring mob of spectators but once in a while you happen to get a glimpse or two of this peculiarity. Sitting on the shoulders of their boyfriend seems to give some women confidence enough to loose the top. Guess, you guys seen it too. Mind you, from stage the view of such 'landscapes' are a whole lot more detailed than if you are situated in the crowd.
They are silly creatures really…
boobies are not silly creatures! 😥
Still, you've seen one set, you want to see the rest of them…
every single set of them… 😆
Originally posted by Furie:
Yes I Agree With You there Mick & I'm not Easy peeps I'm not Just Going to Prove that I have Firm 1's Mad scientist My Word Should be Enough.
Well, we had to try! :p .
:whistle: i'm an aspiring expert… :p